I’ve already explained how I’m being wrongly accused of being “racist” for a decade old youtube video taken completely out of context.

Now let’s identify and address all the other nothing-burger clips that pathetic people are desperately trying to attack my character with.

“Retarded”

I never said anything offensive “about” people with special needs. In fact, I live happily with my adult special needs younger brother. The Washington Post ignored my requests for a correction.

“Gay”

“Sexist”

“Misogynist”

“Hillary = Trump”

Needless to say, I’m disappointed that the Sanders campaign felt so threatened by lying Twitter trolls. You’d think they’d be used to that by now.

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